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Bill Moyer, 73, wears a 'Bullshit Protector' flap over his ear while President George W. Bush addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars.
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The Lie Clock





A man dies and goes to Heaven. As he stands in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asks, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answers, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," says the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," says the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responds, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved two minutes, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asks the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Katherine Harris is Hot? The Schnitt Show

The First 4 photos were used in the press - Last Photo is a Glamour shot from her website

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"On The Face Of It, Harris Embellished - The First 4 photos were used in the press - Last Photo is a Glamour shot from her website.

Katherine Harris knows better than anyone that the glare of the public spotlight can be harsh, but the congresswoman's allegation that newspapers altered photographs to make her appear unattractive raises real concern for editors, who take questions of credibility seriously. Full Story at the Tampa Tribune"